The market has changed. It's hard to make money as an original pianist, so we have designed a master evil plot to take over LA
with an evil plan.

Check it out!
We are going to scare the opposition into hiring our band to play
the 70's, 80's and the new millennium, sprinkled with your favorites.
Look for secret agent Rettig undermining the music scene with
terrific entertainment - all around LA and surrounding areas.
Beware! You might totally enjoy yourself. I give you permission!